Entertain Scott and Win an Official
DCT 2005 Ragtime Baseball Jersey
Contest

Congratulations to Shannon Johnson for winning the official Ragtime Jersey. Her winning poem and the other fine entries (in no particular order) are listed below.

Leave Me Alone!!
by Shannon J.

Oh no! Oh dear! Did I hear you say Scott Wood is in another play?!
Who keeps casting this guy? Can they not see? Brad Pitt he's not, undeniably!
And yet his ego is so incredibly inflated,
to call him pompous would be understated.
What makes him think his friends and neighbors 
have any interest in his theatrical labors!
While Scott may be a lovely 'Father'
My in-box will not ever recover!!

No Title
by Paul B.

Scott's latest achievements gave him a notion
With the great honorable play Ragtime in motion
To call upon his friends with his self-promotion

His merciless charm and wit
He knows Ragtime will be a hit
One jersey is all he will permit
A lucky contestant will win it

Scott Wood Haiku
by Andy K.

Annoying Scott Wood
Endlessly hyping himself
yet we still love him

Contests Journals Mail
Everything under the sun
To win a jersey

Scott A. Wood - The Ragtime Man
by Jim H.

Gosh that Scott is a Ragtime lead man
He sings, he struts, he steals the show
That Scott Allen Wood - what a showman
Of course he told me that himself that's how I know.

No Title
by Nissa K.

Scott’s ego really is an amazing thing to see
He really does send a good deal of e-mail to you, and me.
    We knew he was the king of self-promotion before
    This time around though, it does seem a bit more.
E-mails, and Quizzes we are all quite used to
But journals to keep up with, and now Poetry too?
    It really is quite good his shows are a lot of fun
    After all – the man does walk around with a gun.
Ragtime should be a splendor to behold
Let us hope Scott does not come down with a cold.

Price of Fame
by Derick W.

There is a modern craze for fame.
It’s valued more than health
Or love or comfort, sanity,
Or even sex or wealth.

I have no wish for fame myself
And feel I must be short:
Why would I want the world to know
That I’m a complete dork?

No Title
by George R.

There oft is the Wood named Scott
who's contest rules often not
are fair to those few
that cheer Scott and who
forgive shamelessly self-promo spots

A poetic Roast of Scott Wood
by Chris V.P.

You may know him as Scott Wood, but not to me
Nope, there is no name quite so fitting as his stage name,
Shameless ‘The Shameless Self Promoter’ McGee.

He’s an actor, a dancer.
He’s a on stage thespian romancer.
A renaissance man, and extremely hard hitting
Not with his fists, or comments, or political sitting,
But with his Shameless Self Promoting!

Just remember, to really learn about Scott "Shameless" McGee,
all of his roles and complex history 
It will take far more than just one sitting.